• Buttons Bunterson

    Button's irresistible red 'fro brings the ladies out in droves. He'll push YOUR buttons with his dazzling play at 2B.

  • Hammer Longballo

    Ladies Dig The Longballo

  • Hurley Bender

    Do you like pitchers who are off in the head? Not deranged or anything, literally just with a weird head, you know? Meet Hurley Bender!

  • Joanna Heater

    Joanna Heater or a change-up?

  • Rip Dingers

    Third Baseman Rip Dingers, whose parents had remarkable foresight when naming their child.